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While my stuff is under construction, your stuff is still a priority. Check out my services below, swipe through the samples, and find what you need. Or just get in touch so we can figure it out together!

Full service web design

  • A “one-pager” with all the good stuff, organized in a digestible manner

    Perfect for: Single-offer businesses, sales/launch pages, businesses on a budget

    • Kickoff call to discuss the vision, ask questions, and get the good stuff

    • Industry + market research

    • Basic SEO application (front and back end)

    • Custom copywriting (ahem, no AI) in your brand voice

    • Branded color palette and custom font packs with web licensing, where applicable

    • User-friendly, accessible design that meets WCAG standards (readability, color contrast, etc.)

    • 2 rounds of revision

    • User guide + 1 month of follow-up support

    • Approximate timeline: 2 weeks

    • Investment: $950 (payment plans available)

  • Most popular! 4 standard pages in a simple layout: Home, About, Contact, and one additional (Services, Products*, Events, etc.) in an easy-to-navigate layout

    Perfect for: New businesses, businesses without a website, businesses wanting to upgrade from a one-page DIY to a multi-page OMG

    *A “products” page, typically with a display of categories, differs from individual product pages

    • Kickoff call to discuss the vision, ask questions, and get the good stuff

    • Industry + market research

    • Basic SEO application (front and back end)

    • Custom copywriting (yup, still no AI) in your brand voice

    • Branded color palette and custom font packs with web licensing, where applicable

    • User-friendly, accessible design that meets WCAG standards (readability, color contrast, etc.)

    • User guide + 1 month of follow-up support

    • Approximate timeline: 3-4 weeks

    • Investment: $2750 (payment plans available)

  • As custom as it gets! 5+ pages with allllll the things—the standard 4 pages plus whatever else you need to make your site out of this world. Blog? Done. Members-only section? Hell yes. Portfolio to show off how fabulous and talented you are? Pop OFF.

    Perfect for: Established businesses ready to give their website a mega-makeover; business with multiple or complex offers; businesses that want their website to be a whole. fucking. experience.

    • Kickoff call to discuss the vision, ask questions, and get the good stuff

    • Industry + market research

    • Basic SEO application (front and back end)

    • Custom copywriting (do you really think AI would show up here?) in your brand voice

    • Branded color palette and custom font packs with web licensing

    • User-friendly, accessible design that meets WCAG standards (readability, color contrast, etc.)

    • Custom system pages (404, checkout, etc.) where applicable

    • User guide + 2 months of follow-up support

    • Approximate timeline: varies based on number of pages

    • Investment starts at: $4750 (payment plans available)

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Website copywriting

  • Maybe you’ve already got your heart set on a designer, and if you do, that’s cool! But the most b-e-a-uuutiful web design is only as good as its messaging (you wanna be seen AND heard, right?), so whether you’re looking for just the right words, or want to refine what you’ve already got, I’m there for ya, babe.

    • Kickoff call to get all the good stuff and ask all the questions

    • Industry + market research

    • SEO application through targeted short- and long-tail keywords

    • Copy in YOUR brand voice, speaking to YOUR target audience, delivered in a clearly labeled document (indicating headings, subheadings, body text, etc.) for you to input yourself or hand off to your designer

    • Custom system pages where applicable

    • 2ish complimentary rounds of revision

    • Timeline depends on number of pages

    • Investment starts at: $750 (payment plans available)

Coming in 2026: Branding!

Manifest that shit! The right branding makes all the difference, and it goes waaay beyond a logo! You want a cohesive vibe across ALL touchpoints, do you not? (Of course you do!)

We love a discount over here: Bundles available for website + branding combos. If you’re interested in both, get in touch ASAP!

New for 2026: Kinda Weird Design Days!

Need a bunch of little tasks? Or need something done with a super quick turnaround? Book me for a half day or full day and get my undivided attention.

Flat rates. Jam-backed. Bada-bing, bada-boom. Coming soon :)

Ready to get weird?