Creative services for weird creatives
Branding Packages
Each package begins with a vibe call where I ask all my questions & get all the info I need from you, and includes industry + market research to ensure I’m making the best decisions possible for your business :)
We love a deal around here: Bundle branding with a web design package for 10% off!
A Little Spark
Perfect for: Those who want a legit-looking brand with a cohesive vibe and a budget-friendly price tag.
Primary logo
Secondary logo
Submark
WCAG-compliant 5-color palette
Custom font package
Mini brand guidelines
Approximate timeline: 2-4 weeks
$777
Add on custom brand illustrations for $33 each!
Highest Vibes
Perfect for: Those who want to go absolutely all in on a top-to-bottom, holy-shit-I can’t-believe-this-is-mine brand identity.
Primary logo
Secondary logos/submarks (min. 3)
Custom brand illustrations (min. 4)
Brand pattern
WCAG-compliant color palette
Custom font package with licensing
Complete brand strategy + usage guidelines
Approximate timeline: 4-6 weeks
$2555
Web Design Packages
Save the stress of searching for a web designer and a separate copywriter. With me, you get both, ensuring more consistency and just an overall easier experience. Love that for you!
Like with branding, each begins with a vibe call and involves lots of research, because there’s a whooole lotta strategy behind making your website look and sound as cool as you are.
The Singular Portal
Perfect for: Single-offer businesses, sales/launch pages, businesses on a budget
The Deets
A one-pager with all the good stuff, organized in a digestible manner (aka visitors won’t get overwhelmed and bounce)
Basic SEO application (front and back end)
Custom copywriting (ahem, no AI) in your brand voice
Application of your brand’s colors and assets
User-friendly, accessible design that meets WCAG standards (readability, color contrast, etc.)
User guide + 1 month of follow-up support
Approximate timeline: 2 weeks
$999
A Stellar System
Perfect for: New businesses, businesses without a website, businesses wanting to make the jump from DIY to OMG
The Deets
Four standard pages in a simple, easy-to-navigate layout
Home, About, Services or Products,* and Contact
Everything from The Singular Portal package
Approximate timeline: 3-4 weeks
*A main “Products” page acts as a category hub or a listing of all products, and differs from individual product pages/descriptions
$2777
Big Click Energy
Perfect for: Established businesses ready to give their website a mega-makeover; businesses with multiple or complex offers; businesses that want their website to be a whole. fucking. experience
The Deets
Completely customized Home, About, Services/Products, and Contact pages, plus whatever other pages you need to thrive (Blog? Done. Members-only section? Hell yes. Portfolio to show off how fabulous and talented you are? Pop OFF.)
SEO application, custom copywriting, application of brand colors/assets, user-friendly WCAG design
Custom system pages (404, checkout, etc.) where applicable
User guide + 2 months of follow-up support
Timeline varies based on project scope
Starts at $4777
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Copywriting Services
Kinda Wordy
Perfect for: Those who want to make sure their brand messaging sounds exactly like them
Vibe call to get all the good stuff and ask all the questions
Industry + market research
SEO application through targeted short- and long-tail keywords
Copy in your brand voice, speaking to your target audience, delivered in a clearly labeled document (indicating headings, subheadings, body text, etc.) for you to input yourself or hand off to your designer
Custom system pages where applicable
Revisions and timeline depend on project scope
Starts at $777
Maybe you’ve already got your heart set on a designer, and if you do, that’s cool! But the most b-e-a-uuutiful web design is only as good as its messaging, so whether you’re looking for just the right words, or want to refine what you’ve already got, I’m there for ya, babe.
Additional Creative Services
Main Character Days
You know that list of shit you need to get done? Or that thing you need done really quickly? You give me the list; I get it done in a day (or a half day).
Main Character Days give you the peace of mind that your project is the only thing I’m working on—no variable timelines or anticipation, you impatient thing, you.
Flat rates. Jam-packed. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
The Energy Shift - $444
(Half day/3.5 hrs)
The Full Ascend - $888
(Full day/7 hours)
Vibe Check (Website Audit)
Does your website need a glow up, but a full-on makeover just isn’t in the cards right now? I’m here to help you get the most out of what you’re currently working with, and give visitors the best experience without breaking the bank.
I take a peek at your current site and put together a list of easily applicable DIYs to clean ‘er up a bit.
$125
For a more in-depth approach, book a Main Character Day. I’ll make the fixes for you instead of just telling you about them, so you don’t even have to worry about carving out the time!
FAQ
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My job is to capture the essence of you and your brand, whether that’s kinda weird, super weird, or not weird at all. Obviously I love working with the strange, the bold, and the colorful, but if you have a vision and you like my vibe, there’s a damn good chance I can make it happen.
The only exclusion I have without question is if your brand doesn’t support inclusivity or diversity. If that’s the case, I don’t want your business or your money.
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Yes! I believe in fair pricing to begin with, but that doesn’t mean every service is within everyone’s immediate budget (especially when we have to afford to, like, eat and keep our lights on). Payment plans vary based on the price of the service.
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Sis, listen. I know your schedule is busy—mine is too. But hear me out: you don’t want to DIY your website, right? (I mean, obv; that’s why you’re hiring me.) Sometimes it’s hard to put the vibe you’re going for into words, so making you fill out a questionnaire isn’t helpful. When we’re having an actual conversation, I’m hearing things you don’t even realize you’re saying, and more often than not, that’s where the magic comes from.
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They’re approximate! Often I actually end up wrapping up a project sooner than expected, but sometimes it takes a bit longer. I’m never going to give you something I don’t feel is up to my standards, so I like to give wiggle room.
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Sure do! If you have a designer you’re already swooning over and just need the copy, I’ll send it over in a Google Doc for you to give to your designer. Easy peasy!
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Nope! Strategic, well-written and appropriately researched copywriting is equally as important as user-friendly, aesthetically pleasing web design, so if I’m doing the design, I’m writing the copy, too.
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If people judge what I can do based on my business name and not my ability to capture unique brand voices, create beautiful brands, build pretty and functional websites, and get clients on page 1 of Google organically, then they’re not my people.
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No© :)
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